Apparently I’ve been driving around with expired license plates.
Oh.
I did that for like three months on accident.
I’m reading through this #periodstories on twitter and laughing so hard. i can’t. but the second one is perfectly waht i want
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“Everything is better when he’s around. He just makes me so happy.”
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- Disposing of a body is fairly easy, as long as you’re not squeamish.
- Body language is just as, or more important than words
- It is far more useful to say ‘I made a mistake, I’ll try to do better’ than to say ‘I’m sorry’
- If you fuck something up, try to fix it
-…


IM GONANa FuCkiNG PEE MY PAN t s
Even it’s name sounds like a shortened version of adorable.
Dorb!
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Okay but
You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool
that should be the new thing in the games. the ability to make hybrids of different pokemon. breed em together. that would be awesome.
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